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Completely waaaay off tone from previous post which is okay. I would love to keep it that way.
I have discovered the best thing ever. It's absolutely a maybe not so new but maybe fashion statement and I hate fashion so you better believe it's not for the public eye. I did not make this up but have discovered its existence. Okay, are you ready?....Big sweatshirt and underwear only. Not only do I feel rebelliously cute with no pants or shirt, but I feel wonderfully comfortable like a hobo too. It's even better when the underwear happens to be boyshort style because I can prance around confidently. I wish I could wear this around the house 100% of the time. Crap if people weren't so freaking offended by girl skin, I'd wear it proudly to get the mail. Ha who am I kidding? If I was dared to do that now, I would hesitate and then probably do it. See it has nothing to do with what I want others to see. Honestly, I would be invisible if I could. It has to do with my comfort and how I want to feel about my body. I don't want people to look at me and think dirty things or think that I'm a slut or think anything. It's not about them. It's about me. If skipping around in a sweatshirt and underwear only makes me feel comfortable, cute, and confident then I have set up my own equation for happiness. I hate pants. More specifically, I hate jeans. They are the worst idea ever and whoever deemed them as casual but more fancy than nice athletic sweats from club soccer needs to play butts up with the women's national team shooting. Burn jeans. Sweatshirts and underwear forever.